CHAPTER 1: Why Would You Want to Hang Out with Dead People?
CHAPTER 2: Does This Mean You'll See Me Naked?
CHAPTER 3: Moving the Body
CHAPTER 4: The Morbidly Obese
CHAPTER 5: Maggots, Wax, and the Most Important Job
CHAPTER 6: I Wonder Why You Called Us?
CHAPTER 7: She Is Survived By...
CHAPTER 8: But I Have To Sit Up Front, I Was the Favorite Cousin
CHAPTER 9: The Many Faces of Death and Those We Leave Behind
CHAPTER 10: That's A Nice Casket You Have There
CHAPTER 11: Let's Keep Dad On The Dresser
CHAPTER 12: We'll Pay You When We Sell Mom's House
CHAPTER 13: I Just Switched The Heads (And Other Sketchy Practices)
CHAPTER 14: The Carpetbagger Conglomerate
CHAPTER 15: Six Feet Under - How Real Is It?
AFTERWARD: "You Sound Just Like Him," by Michael Webster